So, I'm currently sitting in Investigative Journalism, my first class of a Monday morning, trying to recall exactly how I managed to get from home to school.
Sitting next to me is THOMAS PAUL CARROLL. (He thinks he's funny because he said that his middle name was Peter, not Paul, but it's not that funny. Well, it's a little funny)
I did my research on Tom's coolness, asking those around me how cool they thought he was.
D: "Hey, Laury, do you think Tom's cool?"
L: "That Tom?"
TPNPC: "YEEEAH!"
L: "YEAH I THINK HE'S COOL!"
D: "Danielle, do you think Tom's cool?"
Other D: -silence-
TPNPC: "YEEEEAH!"
Other D: "I said sure!"
From this extensive research, I can only conclude that THOMAS PAUL NOT PETER CARROLL is the coolest eva.
Also, I would like to take this opportunity to celebrate the coming-of-age of another comrade.
HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY LEYLA!
Leyla herself is also pretty darn amazing, and radiates kindness and bubbliness to all of those surrounding her. All that know her are extremely lucky, and in the case of THOMAS PAUL NOT PETER CARROLL, extremely cool.
In conclusion, I am envious of Leyla's coolness, kindness and bubbliness, and THOMAS PAUL NOT PETER CARROLL's extreme coolness.
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