LUST

With communication revolutionised by the internet, it’s hardly surprising that romance has become easier to experience and achieve once access to cyberspace is given to a ‘sexy single’.

Suddenly, it’s possible to HotHeather69 (currently located in Sydney, Australia) to communicate with FoxyFranz44 of Germany, across the other side of the world. But FoxyFranz44 isn’t HotHeather69’s only suitor. Now that her options have extended to international waters, a girl (assuming that HotHeather69 is, in fact, a girl and not a misfortunately named / psychologically disturbed male) has got to play the field.

This is where GorgeousGeorge87, Sexc_Stefan and Cutie-Chung-Ho38 all come into the picture. Suddenly, HotHeather69’s internet chat-time is being dominated by four (with many more to come, I can assure you: I hear she’s quite the bombshell) different guys, all from around the globe.

And despite online-romance’s bad reputation, lasting relationships have been known to blossom from the piles of failed attempts, adorned with winking emoticons and xoxo’s. However, the successes are often lost in amongst the horror stories of online meetings gone wrong, and so it remains common opinion that although it’s fun to sin with lust on the internet, sexy singles are much sexier in person. But, don’t let it stop you from letting all the FoxyFranz44s of the world from knowing just how much you like long walks on the beach.